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Mark Gajudo
"The Drunken Monkey" yup he invented us and got us all drunk (we have been ever since) Nope he's not a DJ. We aren't sure what he does aside from Dance and smile.Music style: Once said "so that's how you guys do it"
Did you know: Mark knows Chuck Norris and as such can never be defeated.
Collin Stone
"He builds really cool stuff" and he pays uncompromising attention to detail. He is a Jedi Master of the decks and maticulous in his mixes. He is technical to a fault (lighten up Collin) but wont have it any other way, and so is second to none and we mean WORLD class. This is a man who sticks to his guns...and will shoot you so don't piss him off.Music Style: Smooooth house and Progressive, uplifting with drive. World class tech house.
Did you know: Collin builds the worlds finest custom DJ booths. He loves to dance to DnB with his swiffer, has a passion for Dramatiks home made wine and he loves to Dj so much he named his dog DJ...(DJ is already better than him, but sometimes get distracted by squirrels)
Earl Von Bye
He claims to be the last vinyl DJ on Earth (not true) He claims to be aging backwards (possibly true) He claims to have started mixing records right from birth (must be true) He's been living in the 80's because he invented time travel. A living legend. Stay Thirsty my friends.Music Style: Has played almost everything under the sun in a 19 year career. He makes a point to keep his beats in the underground and away from anything commercial. Ironic that as a producer he's know to remix top 40 and 80's.
Did you know: EVB kills zombies, hunts ghosts, and his mentor is Obi-Wan Kenobi. With a good bottle of rum he can sing every 80's tune ever written
DJ Lithium
The mysterious and ninja like man behind the scenes, single handedly saving the planet from digital demons. He loves vinyl records more than Jesus, Mohammed and Buddah all together and will fight you over it (yes literally) He is the founder and force behind Black Tiger Recordings, an accomplished Studio Engineer and he is an expert in mastering for vinyl.Music Style: he is THE man waving the Trance flag, ever since he invented it.
Did you know: Lithium has won an Emmy award for his VFX work on Battlestar Galactica. He pioneered the worlds first and longest running Trance radio station on the internet (yes its still going)
DJ Dramatik
Known as "The Hardest Working Man in Showbiz" never slacking for his fans, he records a new set every month like clockwork. Also called "The Man of Many Faces" he's diverse in style and can take you on a trip from Epic to deep, you'll laugh you'll cry...known for his ability to read the crowd, he is the consummate entertainer.Music Style: From House to breaks, through Techno and back.
Did you know: Dramatik is the only sober monkey! He has a degree in Theater Arts (porno)
MC Dirty
He's that guy live on the mic, the voice of the Monkeys, the guy with energy to burn. Is he drunk? Of course! His name says it all: Delicious, Intense, Radical, Tight, Y because hes "low down & dirty".Music style: Orgasmic House, Vocal & Electro House and Energetic Progressive
Did you know: MC Dirty is a diehard Italian Football (soccer) fan and ...insert something funny here.
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AKA Dave The Wave, or Big Wave Dave. He is the original Trance cowboy. His idea of House is a little bit of vocals in his Trance! He found his fame as one of the most listened to DJ's on Digitally Imported Radio in NY City.Music Style: Trance and Progressive, often vocal. All on 100% vinyl records
Did you know: Dave pissed of the locals in Wichita Kansas when they found out he wasn't just there to buy chew....He has just bought their beloved Oakley competition ski boat! They chased him with pitchforks and flaming torches all the way back to the border.
Tony Morello
Who is that guy? Yes you've seen him before! Calgary's most reliable and consistent veteran DJ, who has never missed a gig! He's been Calgary's best kept secret for yearsand now he's our secret monkey weapon! Tony seems to have a mind readers ability to know exactly what style to play all the time. He's crazy diverse and always up for any challenge.Music Style: Lemons are pretty good!
Did you Know: Tony has a magical cheshire cat smile that glows in the dark! Hes the Big Smile DJ of the world!
Hans
The most famous of all the Drunken Monkey's, Hans is a household name worldwide. Children worship him, mothers adore him, and men want to be him. Yes it's gone to his head, he's an arrogant ass, but you will never hear him utter a bad word to anyone. He's definitely the strong silent type. His hectic DJ schedule takes him worldwide but he is most well know for his "Stiff Man Sessions" in Ibiza, his residency at the Ghost Club in Lisbon and his infamous live set in Houston, TX.Music Style: Maneqin house and he sings in the shower.
Did you know: Hans once dated Pamala Anderson, they broke up because his fame bothered her.








